Kinesiologist
like couples therapy
for you & your
nervous system
(Yes, really. Minus the awkward silences.)
“what tf is wrong with me?”
is not a great daily affirmation.
Not gonna lie.
I help you & your body get on the same side
so you stop guessing
and start feeling like yourself again
Here’s what’s happening
Your brain and body
are following different instructions.
One part of you is trying to
*get on with life*,
while another keeps pulling the emergency brake.
It often feels like:
feeling on edge for no obvious reason.
getting overwhelmed by things you should be able to handle.
reacting in ways that don’t even feel like you.
looking “fine” while quietly feeling anything but.
That doesn’t mean you’re dramatic, lazy, or incapable.
What you need isn’t another stern conversation with yourself more willpower.
You need a way to
get them back on speaking terms.
*kinesiology sessions*
OKAY, NOW WHAT?
We meet at the clinic.
You pick the focus. I guide the session.
Need to go deeper? This one’s for you.
Coming soon.
INNER CHILD WORK 6× 1:1
Hey, I’m Cristina
Chilean. Not Colombian. Yet somehow, people still look at me when Shakira comes on.
BREAD LOVER. SIDE-QUEST COLLECTOR. ENEMY OF SLOW DRIVERS.
(wrong country, guys)
But if you’re looking at yourself, wondering why the hell knowing better still isn’t making you do better, now we’re talking.
That gap is exactly what got me hooked on kinesiology.
I’m less interested in giving you another explanation and much more interested in what happens next time real life pokes the bruise.
→ Someone says the exact thing that usually gets under your skin and… it just doesn’t.
→ You say no without mentally drafting a 400-word apology.
→ A five-minute interaction stops costing you the rest of your day.
Self-awareness is cute. Actual change is hotter.
That’s what I use kinesiology for.
We chat. We kine. You change.
01 We chat
What’s happening, what’s pissing you off, what you want to be different.
No perfectly packaged life story required.02 We kine
We use muscle monitoring, follow the breadcrumbs and work on what’s actually driving the reaction.03 You change
What used to set you off?
It doesn’t anymore.
Sometimes straight away. Sometimes a few days later.
Actual change. That’s the point.*Bonus: Leave light as a cotton cloud. ☁️
Change looks good on you
⁎
See what shifts
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Change looks good on you ⁎ See what shifts ⁎
MIGHT AS WELL MAKE IT OFFICIAL
* Still have questions? (dramatic eye roll) Fine.
The FAQs are this way